August Blue

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

time-lord-swag:

“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy

(Source: nothingislinear, via bert-macklin-fbi)

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12 hours ago

nosdrinker:

i don’t know what these are but i love them

(Source: weeaboo-chan, via bert-macklin-fbi)

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12 hours ago

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

(Source: twoukofukawa, via bert-macklin-fbi)

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12 hours ago

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

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1 day ago

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY